23 August 1893

Mrs. Maxime,

Don't do anything stupid to mess this election up for me. I'd hate to make you disappear for good.

Mister Maxime

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Diana Selwyn

  

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Timmy,

No need to worry about me, darling, I know you are quite busy. I have only been telling everyone how delighted I would be to have you be the prime minister. They seem especially compelled when I show them that photograph I have of you as a babe in your nappies, all dirty from a little accident. My what a rambunctious little boy you were!

Love,
Auntie Di

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26 August 1893

Wagtail*Mrs. Maxime,

One, don't call me Timmy. Ever. I'm not a child and don't need stupid nicknames like that trying to follow me around. We're not related and you have no right to call me by my first name at all. Two, I swear if you release any photos to the Daily Prophet of me during childhood, I will ruin you. Pin you for murder. I don't need real bodies, just bodies.

And it's the Minister of Magic, you idiot.

Mister Maxime

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* A promiscuous woman or prostitute. No chill lolol<3

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Diana Selwyn

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