February 20, 2018 – 3:37 AM
February 20, 2018 – 4:09 AM
*unleashes esteban's inner courfeyrac*
Quote:Esteban: you know you shouldn't insult people who are bigger than you.
Mateo: then I wouldn't get to insult anyone!
Quote:"Hi. Esteban. The human form of the 100 emoji."
Quote:"The English language cannot fully capture the depth and complexity of my thoughts, so I’m incorporating emojis into my speech to better express myself. Winky face."
Quote:"Your rigid code of honor, which drives me nuts, makes you a wonderful human being, and I am proud to call you my friend and don’t ever change."- Esteban to
Quote:"Oh, Jude. You’re too beautiful to be funny. It’s not your fault. You’ve never had to compensate for anything."- Esteban also to Jude
Quote:I'll be able to make better decisions once my baby brain falls out and my adult brain grows in.
February 20, 2018 – 2:06 PM
Quote:Bella: Life isn't a garden so stop being a hoe.— to
March 6, 2018 – 12:15 AM
He's not here yet but he shall be:
[qoute]Esteban: Come on! You’re not our babysitter!
June: No I’m not. At least babysitters are paid for the shit they go through. [/quote]
Quote:Monty: I ask myself 48 times a day, “Am I being dramatic? Is this #toomuch?” The answer is always, yes, of course.Esteban @ Jude Wright
[qoute]Esteban: Come on! You’re not our babysitter!
June: No I’m not. At least babysitters are paid for the shit they go through. [/quote]
March 7, 2018 – 6:44 AM
Quote:Handsome: Do you like her?
Munny: She checks a lot of my boxes. She's a woman, she's got a face, she can go outside. I just wish there was a way I could know for sure that we were meant to be together. Like a sign.
Handsome: A sign? Like what?
Munny: Oh, you know, the usual. Like if we both got struck by lightning at the same time, or if an eagle landed on her hand and whispered my name.
Handsome: Yeah, that's how you know it's real.
Quote:Munny: People under 5'9" can’t talk about fighting someone. Like, what are they gonna do? Headbutt somebody in the nipples?
Handsome: Say goodbye to your kneecaps, asshole.
To
Quote:Dionisia: I like that we say "oh man" to express disappointment
Dionisia: Because men are, in fact, disappointing
Quote:Bella: Be the bigger person.
Cora: No. I’m 5'2 and bitter. YOU be the bigger person.
March 7, 2018 – 6:51 PM
-comes back for more-
Quote:Calla: How do you take your coffee?
Tia: I like my coffee as dark and bitter as my soul.
Calla: Okay, so white chocolate mocha.
Quote:Fletch: I’m old.
Bella: ...
Fletch: You’re supposed to say, “You’re not that old, Mr. Langley."
Bella: But you are old.
Quote:Cora: Bella, tell Regina about the birds and the bees.
Bella: (to Regina) They're disappearing at an alarming rate.
March 16, 2018 – 12:11 AM
Ross: Yeah, 'cause I'm Minister, see? Everything's my fault now.
March 24, 2018 – 5:24 AM
Zelda: I’m fine at parties, I just stand in the middle of the room and don’t say anything.
March 28, 2018 – 4:15 AM
Ben: So I know I said don't let me hang out with rich girls with crazy families anymore, but this one is different.
Art: You also literally said "even if I say they're different."
Ben: Yeah but this one is like a different kind of different.
Art: You also literally said "even if I say they're different."
Ben: Yeah but this one is like a different kind of different.
April 1, 2018 – 6:13 AM
: Hang on.
: What's going on between you and ?
Amelia: That might take a while.
Immie & Eavan: The short version.
Amelia: He had a nasty scare, thought I'd killed myself in a car accident. Now he thinks I'm too much trouble.
Immie: You are.
Amelia: So he's running scared.
Eavan: Coward.
Garrett Wallingford
April 1, 2018 – 6:34 AM
A little Garelia.
Garrett: I wasn't that drunk last night.
Kate: You were hitting on Aurelia.
Garrett: So? She's my wife!
: You asked me if I was single, and started crying when I said I wasn't.
Aaaand lbr no incorrect quotes post is complete without some BenAri/GABB. xD
Garrett: So, how have you been?
: Fine. Except for this headache. Comes and goes.
: -enters the room-
Ari: Oh look, there it is.
Garrett: I spy with my little eye, something that begins with the letter 'S'.
: -looks over at Ben and Ari-
Baxter: Is it 'sexual tension'?
Ben: Pfft, Ari and I don't have pet names for each other, we're cool.
Garrett: -unconvinced- Um, sure. Okay... Ben, what do bees make?
Ben: Honey?
Ari, from the other room: Yes, love?
April 1, 2018 – 7:28 AM
Quote:Monty: Please don’t kill me! I have three best friends! Kill them instead!
Quote: Ari: I’m Ari, and you are?^ The Celtic Fair thread between
Philip: questioning my sexuality
Quote:Tristan: You remind me of the ocean.
Ernie: …Explain
Tris: So f*cking salty
April 1, 2018 – 1:34 PM
Quote:Bella: You don't think we'll get in trouble for this, do you?
Ben: No, not a chance!
[Cut to Bella and Ben's faces plastered on Witch Weekly]
Quote:“Just once I’d like a childhood memory I don’t have to repress.”
— Dionisia
Quote:Calla: You shouldn’t insult people who are bigger than you.
Holly: Then I’d never get to insult anyone.
Quote:Finnian: Damn, I f*cked up again
Maeve: He said, with suprise in his voice, for some reason
Quote:Ernie: What if I’m not even gay?! What if I’m faking my gayness?! What if I’m not even interested in boys..
Tristan: *walks by*
Ernie: Forget what I said…
Quote:Tierney: You must be surprised to see me here
Una: Not really, since you follow me everywhere
Quote:Darling: We're a family. Families talk about things.
Handsome: No! Families ignore things until they go away.
April 1, 2018 – 7:08 PM
Cash: I was sick of hearing about Ellory and Ben’s relationship, but then I remembered that alcohol exists. Thank you, alcohol.
Art: I don’t ‘own’ my ‘house’ because of the man.
Ben: You don’t own a house because you have the credit score of a homeless ghost. You weigh more than your credit score.
Art: I don’t ‘own’ my ‘house’ because of the man.
Ben: You don’t own a house because you have the credit score of a homeless ghost. You weigh more than your credit score.
April 3, 2018 – 4:22 AM
August: What did I tell you about calling my sister the devil?
Zelda: I'm gonna end up alone. I'm gonna be a single old lady, flashing strangers on the subway.
Zelda: I'm gonna end up alone. I'm gonna be a single old lady, flashing strangers on the subway.
April 9, 2018 – 3:48 AM
A series of Art/Ben quotes:
Ben: I don't want to be her "boyfriend."
Art: well what do you want, then?
Ben: I don't know, I just want to be with her all the time. I want to hear about her day and tell her about mine. I want to hold her hand and smell her hair.
Art: ...
Ben: But I don't want to be her stupid boyfriend.
Art: well what do you want, then?
Ben: I don't know, I just want to be with her all the time. I want to hear about her day and tell her about mine. I want to hold her hand and smell her hair.
Art: ...
Ben: But I don't want to be her stupid boyfriend.
Art: Canada. What, are you going to walk down the aisle wearing snowshoes?
Art, to Dez: Dezzie has no idea I'm high.
Dez: You're high?
Art: I'm sorry. *turns to Ben* Dez has no idea I'm high.
Feat. Regan Pendergast:Dez: You're high?
Art: I'm sorry. *turns to Ben* Dez has no idea I'm high.
Sticks and stones may break my bones but Ben Crouch nailed your sister!