Charming

Quote:Cupcake, to Handsome: I've organized your messages into three categories.
"From Sweetie",
"Death threats",
and "Death threats from Sweetie".

Zelda: I have three sisters and six brothers. We steal each other's stuff, break into each other's houses, set each other's clothes on fire. There are no rules.
: What?

: You stole something.
: Found. It's like stealing, but no one yells at you.

: I land a wife, I kill Edward. I'm crowned the king. Just like in Hamlet. If that happens in Hamlet. I don't care.

Mrs. Belby: , when you laugh, please do it in the same volume as everyone else. We didn't get you from a hyena farm.

Calliope to : But he said that to be nice. What I think he meant to say was that he wished that mum had given birth to a can-opener, because at least then it would be useful.

: What about you? What about Kristoffer?
Kris: What about me? Let's hear it. What's the pitch?
Frida: You're widely known as a horrible person.

: I can promise you that I am spiritually and emotionally and ethically and morally behind whoever wins.

: (sarcastic) I'm thankful for... all the love Trystan has shown to me, and for never being selfish or self-centred or egocentric or unfaithful.
Trystan: You're welcome.

: Look, here’s the thing about being rich, it’s like being a superhero, only better. You get to do what you want. The authorities can’t really touch you. You get to wear a costume, but it’s designed by Armani and it doesn’t make you look like a prick.

Claude: Bet Dad's going to try and win at therapy.
: Well, he hasn't done therapy with me yet. I'm an expert.
: My guy says that if my mother had had therapy, I wouldn't need so much.

: You're a pain in the ass, but you get stuff done.
: What a delightful compliment.

Also Juliana, to Lachlan: Look at your things. Look at your life.

: Your unpredictable mood changes are frightening and disorienting.
Cash: Aww, thanks for noticing.

: When I go missing just feel free to tell everyone that the last place I was spotted was at a sketchy bar on the outskirts of town meeting randoms.

: Oh, I'd kill for a good coma right now.

Quote:: I’m the one who got us into this mess, so I’ll be the one who gets us much, much deeper into this mess.

Quote:: Next question. You’re into me.
Lach: That’s not a question.
Jules: So you agree, it’s a fact.

Quote:: Ow, son of a bi...!
, gesturing to Charity: Alfred! Children!
Alfred: ... iscuit. Son of a biscuit. That's it.
Evander: Nice save.
Alfred: Yeah. Fucking nailed it.

Quote:: Are you ready for your History OWL tomorrow?
Cameron, chilling with the Huffepuff team: Definitely.
Hermia: What ended in 1886?
Cameron: 1885
Hermia:
: I mean, he’s not wrong.

Quote:: Can I say something that will probably annoy you?
Eldin: Since when do you ask for permission?

Quote:: If it isn’t my archenemy Cameron Gillenwater...
Cadawalader: And his friends and , to whom I am fairly indifferent.

: "This hospital's phone number is 666-6666. That's not good, Jude. They're killing people over there for sure!"
: "Kieran, you can't say that in front of an alert patient."

: "Are you married? My friend wants to set you up with someone."
Ben: "Uh, yeah, I'm married."
Angie: "Happily?"
Ben: "Yes, happily!"
Angie: "Is that your wedding ring?"
Ben: "Yes!"
Angie: "Does that look like the the ring of a happy marriage?"

: "I don't feel like I should be here."
Noble: "Then you shouldn't have taken drugs and chased people down Main Street."

Valerian: "Whose alarm is that?"
: "It's him, over there. Apnea."
Valerian: "Is he gonna die?"
Mariana: "Not from that."

: Oh no, we’re not together.
Camilla: You literally could not have said that faster.

: I literally don’t remember a single fight we’ve had.
Noble: Well, in a house this small we have to forget the tiny irritants.

Ford: Noble, our sisters have literally hit rock bottom, they're not in the mood for your jokes right now.

: How are my eyes? Are they puffy?
: No, they look how they usually look.
Matilda: So now my eyes are usually puffy?

Art in Fredart, basically: That side of my family has a bit of a reputation for conflict. And mass murder. And purism. And gun play.

Quote:: *writing in diary using a glitter gel pen* I'm losing my sense of humanity

Jules, about Verity: Never show your hand. Let them assume you're weak, and then, when their guard is down, SMASH THEM WITH A PHONE.

Jules, about Lach: Aw, that's so cute. And I told him he didn't know anything about relationships.
, suggestively: He may not, but he sure would be good in one.

Quote:Leonid: I solve my problems by blatantly ignoring them and going on a Portkey trip.

Quote:Xena: what's worse than heartbreak?
Leonid, immediately: stepping on a cats tail and not being able to explain that you're sorry

Quote:: You're toast.
: Oh yeah? You and what toaster?

: You can't spend the rest of your life alone dressed in black, listening to angry music and staying up all night.
: Yes I can.

: What can I get him he'll love?
Cash: I don't know, my dad doesn't really like things.

: It's not what's in it for me. It's just, what is in it for me?

Art: If it makes you feel any better nobody hates me more than me. Generally speaking.
: Fair enough.

Zelda: Hm, I thought I was shame eating in private.
: What is shame eating?
Zelda: We don't have time for that tonight.

Quote:: I have a disease called “I believe I will have the love I have been reading about all these years one day”