Charming

Quote:Holly: We are screwed.
: Hey no, hey! I don’t wanna hear that defeatist attitude, I wanna hear you upbeat.
Holly: (upbeat) We are screwed!
Connie: There you go!

Quote:: You shouldn't be supporting murder.
Cameron: We all have our flaws.

Quote:Frida: I don't struggle with anxiety, it actually comes very easily to me.

Quote:, setting down a card: Ace of spades!
Cameron, placing an uno card: Draw 4!
, pulling out a Pokemon card: Pikachu, I choose you!
: Uhhhh what are you playing?
, not looking up from her parchment: They call it ‘Chaos Cards’. You can bet with monopoly money.

Quote:: why are there little hand prints on the wall?
: [turns to Charity] Why are there little hand prints on the wall?
Charity: I have little hands
Alfred: She has little hands

Quote:: This may shock you, but not everyone here likes you.
Royal: Sounds ridiculous, but go on.

Quote:: Please be gentle with my emotional baggage.
Ursula: It's designer.

Quote:Edric: Helpful grammar tip: farther is for physical distance, further is for metaphorical distance, and father is for emotional distance.
: Who hurt you?
Edric: My father. Did you not listen?!

Quote: : Bixby's hot.
Cameron: Back off.
Edison: No she literally has a fever.

Quote:: Anyone know any good books that make you cry?
: My diary.
Frida: She said good books.

Quote:: You might be the most high-maintenance girl I know.
Helga: "Might be"? There's someone else? Who are they?

Quote:Lach: What is it like to work with the auror office?
: Imagine working with completely civilized, responsible, and mature adults around you at every turn.
Lach: Okay.
Falllon: Now throw that out the window.

Quote:Frida: You can tell that a story is written by an only child when they write siblings calling each other "bro" or "sis". It’s so unrealistic. Isn't that right, Kristoffer?
: Get out of my room before I slice off your head again, you living disappointment.
Frida: See?

Quote:Holly: You can trust me! Let’s not forget who pulled you out of the river when you were nine.
: Let's not forget who pushed me in.

Quote:: You know what they say, what does not kill you...
: Could be your friend?
: Will regret it?
: Should have tried harder?
Cameron: Was never even a player?
Edison: .... Makes you stronger... What the heck is up with you all?

Quote:: I took a safety exam today...
Royal: I was asked, 'in case of a fire, what steps must be taken?'
Eldin: And?
Royal: 'Fucking big ones' wasn't the answer they were looking for.

Quote:Flora: Hey, what’s the name of the other Ravenclaw boy from Potions?
: His cats names are Walter and Rose.
Flora: That’s not what I asked.
Archer: That is all the information that I have.

Quote: : Cameron is my BF.
: Best friend or boyfriend?
Sloane: .... Yes.

Quote:: Change is inedible.
Eldin: Don’t you mean inevitable?
Royal: *spits out a bunch of knuts*
Royal: I did not.

Quote:Holly: I've already made up a list of enemies, which I've narrowed down from 26 to 5.
: Just in this school?
Holly: Just in Slytherin.

Jimmy, Anne & Andy, etc: Dads will see their kids and be like ‘is anyone going to emotionally damage that’ and not wait for an answer
: Dads see their kids?

: Hey, if I ask you a dating question, will you promise not to be weird?
Phyri: I promise.
Amelia: There's this person -
Phyri: You can do better.

Evander: Well, I hate to say I told you so.
: Do you?
Evander: No. It’s one of the few great pleasures in my life.

: It costs 40 galleons to see a therapist
Charity: But it’s free to just tell yourself “it be like that sometimes”
Evander: What? No-

: Do you have any idea how many times I've had to get out of handcuffs?
Jude: Well, thank God you've been arrested so many times.
Monty: Arrested?

: It's kind of ironic; the more care you put into a murder, the harsher society judges you.

Conall: I'll keep all my emotions right here...
Conall: And then one day, I'll die.

Quote:Client: Are you good in bed?
Friendless: I try to show a little affection, it keeps me feeling less like a whore.

Ben: What time do you have?
: What? Where's your watch at?!
Ben: It's a key tanning month!

: Why are you gazing into each other's eyes?
Ari: We're not.
Ben: Just a routine forehead check.

Ben: The next crazy’s gonna be small potatoes compared to this. Plus…you have me now. I know I may not appear that physically imposing at first blush, but it turns out I have the tenacity of a Swiss Fox, and the instincts of a dragonfly.
Ari: You realize one of those is a rabbit, and the other is an insect?
Ben: That’s why I chose them.

Quote:Finnian: I want to wake up with you every day for the rest of our lives.
: I wake up at 4:30.
Finnian:
Finnian: I want to see you at some point every day for the rest of our lives.

Quote:Cameron, hold a coffee pot: What if, instead of adding milk to my cereal, I used coffee?
, walking by: [takes coffee pot] What if you didn't?

Quote:Gryffingroup: *arguing*
Ned: *slams arm on table* WE ARE IN A GODDAMN IHOP! ACT LIKE IT!

Quote:Holly: *Wears dark grey*
: Ah, I see you're breaking out the spring colors.

Quote:: I’m having a kid
Holly: Oh? Congra-
Connie, slamming adoption papers on the table: It’s you. Sign here.

Quote:Holly [to ] : Madam Sykes told me I had to start thinking before I act.
Holly: So if I smack the shit out of you, rest assured, I thought about it and am confident in my decision.

Quote:, angrily: Can you at least try to see things from my perspective?
Cameron: [crouches down]
Sloane:

Quote:Flora: There’s always a light at the end of the tunnel.
: It’s usually an oncoming train.
Flora: Could you not try to kill my vibe for five seconds?

Quote:: It's against my moral compass.
Eldin: Your moral compass is a roulette wheel!

Quote:Cameron: You're really campaigning for asshole of the year, aren't you?
: As defending champion, are you nervous?

Quote:Arthur: I’m not depressed. I just feel like I’m in a thick, dark fog, and everyone disappoints me and nothing works out, and what’s the point of anything anyway? And before you ask, it’s not because I’m not sleeping, okay? ‘Cause I’m getting 14 hours of sleep a night.

Quote: : Did you just refer to a knife as a “people opener?”
Peregrine: Should I not have?

Quote:Kieran: is even wearing his formal jacket.
Ishmael: It’s the one without any blood on it.

Quote::  What are we doing? How should I know? Do I look like the leader of this merry band of misfits?

Quote: : I'm not doing too well. I have this headache that comes and goes.
Royal: *comes into Eldin's ward*
Eldin: Oh look, there it is again.

Quote:Royal: When have I done anything rash or irresponsible?
Eldin: I keep a list. It's alphabetized.

Quote:Kieran:   and I are sharing the dining room table working from home today. He's a lawyer on a conference call talking about appellate courts and I'm drawing a duck.

Quote: : I dare you to--
: He isn't allowed to accept dares.
: Apparently I have "no regard for my personal safety."

Quote:Kieran: I still don't understand the phrase "the luck of the Irish" because the luck of the Irish is, historically speaking, fucking terrible.

Quote:Zelda: Third base is when he sees you cry for the first time.