It's Always Sunny in Charming...
Quote:Art: Can I give you some advice?
Bella: Absolutely not.
Quote:Emma: Holy shit, Killian, first is worst!
Killian: What is that?
Emma: My dad used to say that to me all the time, because I was first, and he thought I was the worst!
Killian: holy shit, that's terrible.
Quote:Dezzie: How do two men in their late twenties not have ten galleons between them?
Art: They're -
Ben: the - the economy is in shambles.
Quote:Watson: Oliver Devereaux, I trusted you!
Oliver: Why?
Quote:Tiberius: This is crazy, but I'm having feelings again, like some kind of 14 year old kid. You remember feelings, right?
Cash: Yeah. I have feelings every single day of my life.
Tib: Do you?
Cash: Are you saying you don't have feelings?
Ari: Good morning Zelda. How long have you been sleeping with Alfred?
Zelda: What?
Ari: How long have you been sleeping with Alfred?
Zelda: That's disgusting, and wrong. I don't even get - I've never had sex with anyone, anywhere - the nerve, the audacity! Alfred lives on a boat, technically, and is terrible, face-wise. And how - how do I know, frankly, that you're not sleeping with him? Maybe you are, maybe you're trying to throw me off. Check and mate.
Mooore Immie/Immac quotes!
-during Hogwarts-
Mac: I failed a pop quiz today.
Immie: Why? What happened?
Mac: Well, one of the questions was, "In case of Fiendfyre, what steps would you take to protect yourself?"
Immie: And?
Mac: And apparently "FUCKING LARGE ONES" was not an acceptable answer.
Jamie: I say, make every night special.
Mac: Okay, well that's a fun philosophy and all, but not everyone can follow that, okay? Because we have responsibilities. We have budgets. We have three children, you know.
Immie: Speaking of, where are our children?
Mac: I don't know.
Immie: Nursery, maybe?
Mac: Maybe.
Immie: I literally couldn't care less what other people think of me.
-Later, lying awake at 2 am-
Immie: [shoving Mac awake] Mac... Mac, wake up. No, don't go back to sleep.
Immie: Was I annoying today? I just really want to know.
Izzy: Papa, can I have a story?
Mac: Once upon a time, there was a little girl who drove her Papa so crazy he decided to sell her to the circus.
Izzy: An evil circus?
Mac: No, a nice one - with monkeys.
Izzy: Thank you.
/I play only one of these characters, was just struck with inspiration
Quote:Quincy: No, Porphyria, I don't know how I'm going to die.
Quincy: Wait, are you asking me or telling me?
Quote:Watson: Okay, everybody listen up: Nathalie's friend Porphyria is here. She's very intense, and very weird. So if you end up talking to her, just make sure you don't reveal anything personal about yourself.
Betsy: In my defense, no one here emotes in a normal way.
Kieran: That's fair.
Kieran: Sometimes you’re so passionate, it feels like I’m arguing with the sun.
Jude: What?! That’s crazy! I AM SUPER CHILL ALL OF THE TIME.
Most Kit characters, apparently:
(September 4, 2018 – 5:52 PM)Conall MacKay Wrote: [ -> ]Conall: Not to worry, I have a permit.
[Literally anyone]: This just says 'I can do what I want'.
I JUST rewatched that episode of Parks & Rec last night xD
jk if life weren't all angst, maybe
Kieran: Hey guess what this jumper is made out of
Jude: Boyfriend material?
Kieran: [rolls eyes] No, it's 100% wool
Kieran: I'm a wolf in sheep's clothing