Charming

More dumbing of age, + some other stuff I had in my notes app, I think from Will Trent? -

: Dress for the job you want.
: You look like you run a cruise ship minibar.

, to Engel: I am bored with you two already. Your stupid secret love is dumb and nobody cares!

: Okay, but what about when people and noise make me overbearingly irritable and I ruin everyone’s fun?
: I just assume that’ll always happen as a given, and so I’ve made peace with that.

: I can make anything weird with a little wordsmithing.
: That was never in dispute.

, to : You alienate people with your three piece suit and your handkerchief and your terrible personality.

I am on a Parks & Rec rewatch

: I would prefer that she ask me for permission, so that I can say no.
I like saying no. It lowers their enthusiasm.

: There are two kinds of women in this world. There are women who work hard and stress out about doing the right thing, and then there are women who are cool.

: Haven't you ever messed with a man's head just to see what you could get him to do for you? We do it all the time in the library department.

: Look, are you mad at me?
: I am not mad. I am well aware I am in love with an idiot.

: Must be nice being unemployed.
: Hey, don’t fool yourself, it’s a lot tougher than you think *yawn*. Wanna go get breakfast or something?
Dean: It's 3 in the fucking afternoon, DJ.

More Parks & Rec

: Endymion, yours was a little trite. And Porphyria, yours was hellish, and might make someone vomit.
: Thank you.

: I have sisters. We steal each other’s stuff, hack each other’s twitter accounts, set each other’s clothes on fire. There are no rules.