Charming

Quote:: you played me like a piccolo
Valerian: actually piccolos are very hard to play
: we played you like the cheap recorder you are

Quote:: So apparently the "bad vibes" I've been feeling are actually just severe psychological distress.

Yeah I don't go here but we're all agreed this is going to happen at some point, right?

: Fuck you.
: Fuck me yourself, you coward.

Have a series of George incorrects.

Quote:Holding pumpkin juice: Guess I'll drink my sorrows away.

Quote:I don't work well under pressure!
... Or any other circumstance.

Quote:I let out a battle cry. Sure, a lot of people might have mistaken it for an unmanly yelp of fear, but trust me. It was a battle cry.

Quote:Person: Do you take constructive critism?
George, already crying: yeah sure, what's up?

Quote:Person: you have beautiful eyes
George: Thanks, I need them to see.

Quote:Auror: Can you describe the guy who hexed you?
George: Yes. He was not very friendly.

Quote:George: I have edge.
: you really don't. You are literally the most wide-eyed person I've ever seen. You have the face of a cartoon lamb.

Quote:Uncomfortable and a little terrified is like... 23.89% of my personality.

Quote:George: Why me?
Person: Because people like you. You’re quiet. You say “excuse me.” You look like little birds help you get dressed in the morning. People don’t fear you.

And he doesn't even go here yet but:

Quote:: you're so dramatic
*holding a crystal wine glass, throwing rose petals, dressed all in purple velvet and draped across a piano*: I have no idea what you're talking about.

Quote:Raphael: You're right.
: That's... That's an unusual phrase for you. Did you just learn it?

Quote:Rowan: You're always talking down to me.
Raphael: That's because you're short.

Quote:Cameron: What did you guys get in your yearbook?
: Prettiest Smile.
: Nicest Personality.
: Most likely to start a bar fight.
: Least likely to start a bar fight, but most likely to win one.

Quote:Cameron: I'm organizing a surprise party for .
: Don't you hate Cad?
Cameron, filling balloons with bees: Yep.

Quote:Valerian: Seriously, all you do is bitch.
: I happen to bitch the perfect amount for someone in my situation.

Benji: that's illegal!
Endy: it's not illegal if you're good at it

Cash: I just really want my family to like you.
: Do they not like me?
Cash: No, they just see being nice as a sign of weakness.

: What's this about?
: I was just hugging my kids.
Phineas: Why?

: What he didn't tell you, which is what I'm telling you now, is that you're an idiot.
: Sticks and stones.

, to Zelda: Alfred won't be there so there won't be anyone for you to flirtatiously boss around.

Cash: Yeah, I'm the Nostradamus of worst case scenarios.
Ford: That's what all pessimists like to say.

Endy: why is being alive so expensive? I'm not even having a good time.

Quote:Tycho's Parents: why you wanna move so bad
Tycho: independence
In Tycho's head: gettin a lizard

A handsome man: So how have things been?
Ford: Oh, yeah. Uhm. Good. I've been... going to dinner again.
(Ford, internally: Did I just say "I've been going to dinner again?" Should I give him more details, or should I just die?)

Art: You think I have twelve galleons? I'm home in the middle of the day and there's patio furniture in my living room.

: It's kind of been all over the news.
Cash: I'm already depressed, I don't need to read The Daily Prophet.

Alfred: I would never say that my wife is a bitch and I don't like her.
Alfred: My wife is a bitch and I like her SO much.

Future:

: Do I look like a coroner?
: I don't think you want that question answered.

Zelda: Hey, what are you doing tomorrow?
Delight: Having my day ruined by whatever you're about to ask me to do.

Quote:: Hello Holly, made anyone cry today?
Holly: Sadly, no. But it’s only 4:30.

Quote:Asa: If we die, I'm going to spend the rest of our afterlife reminding you that this was all your fault.
: That's cool, I wouldn't mind having company while being a ghost.

Quote:Grace: People who say "Go big or Go home" seriously underestimate my will to go home.
Grace: It is literally my goal, all day.

Quote:: So kiddo, how's it going? How's school?
Charity: I am a piñata and God is a 13 year old boy who's parents just announced their divorce.
Alfred:

One Endys Constable Pals: There are people out there who think you're scum. You have an opportunity to show them they're wrong.
: Yeah, but what if they're right? No offense, but I'm thinking some people are just born criminals.

Tycho @ rn: It’s just so hard when you’re so cute, and I’m so horny, and there’s only a couple of thin layers of cotton separating our genitals.