March 9, 2018 – 3:11 PM
If you don't know the deal, google it 
BED, WED, BEHEAD...
March 9, 2018 – 4:21 PM
Bed Eileen
Wed Dionisia
Behead Cassandra
Wed Dionisia
Behead Cassandra
March 9, 2018 – 5:08 PM
Bed Atticus
Wed Theseus
Behead Esteban
Wed Theseus
Behead Esteban
March 9, 2018 – 5:45 PM
Bed Adelia. Just to see if she cries during.
Wed Tatiana. What a team they'd make. If only they could spawn...
Behead Ellory. Sorry Ellory but you're too enthusiastic about things.
INTER-CLASS EDITION:
Wed Tatiana. What a team they'd make. If only they could spawn...
Behead Ellory. Sorry Ellory but you're too enthusiastic about things.
INTER-CLASS EDITION:
March 9, 2018 – 7:09 PM
'Fina-bean woulddddd...BED Magnus #DatQuidditchBod
WED Leon #DatPureBlood
BEHEAD Barney #DatCaneAndShittyAttitude
BED, WED, BEHEAD... Lauren's Lesbians* Ladies!
*Lauren only has two lesbians. She must fix this immediately as she is un-type-casting herself, the twatwaffle.
WED Leon #DatPureBlood
BEHEAD Barney #DatCaneAndShittyAttitude
*Lauren only has two lesbians. She must fix this immediately as she is un-type-casting herself, the twatwaffle.
March 9, 2018 – 7:22 PM
Bed Constance cause why not.
Wed Annabelle cause, hello cougar.
Behead Elladora cause she's scary.
Wed Annabelle cause, hello cougar.
Behead Elladora cause she's scary.
Kayte's Old Man edition
they're the oldest dudes on the site rn
they're the oldest dudes on the site rn
March 9, 2018 – 8:25 PM
Luce would:
Bed - Nik because he is a sexy stranger and even Lauren would.
Wed - Lucius because Lestrange and she probably wouldn't notice the occasional shadiness. she would also love a gay step-son, just sayin'
Behead - Balt because she knows his mother and prob saw him grow up and though she flirts heavily with Thom's friends it's probably a bit much...
Apprentice/Trainee edition:
Bed - Nik because he is a sexy stranger and even Lauren would.
Wed - Lucius because Lestrange and she probably wouldn't notice the occasional shadiness. she would also love a gay step-son, just sayin'
Behead - Balt because she knows his mother and prob saw him grow up and though she flirts heavily with Thom's friends it's probably a bit much...
Apprentice/Trainee edition:
March 9, 2018 – 9:04 PM
Marcus would:
Bed Terpsichore because he's into blondes
Wed Gemma because she's the most respectable of the bunch
Behead Rebecca - sorry Becky!
Bed Terpsichore because he's into blondes
Wed Gemma because she's the most respectable of the bunch
Behead Rebecca - sorry Becky!
March 9, 2018 – 9:37 PM
Bed — Justin Ross (how aWKWARD tho)
Wed — Jack H-M bc he's cute (and tbh not the others)
Behead — J. Alfred because I'm FAIRLY sure Tessie isn't into cousincest
aaand post-retcon class change editionnn
Wed — Jack H-M bc he's cute (and tbh not the others)
Behead — J. Alfred because I'm FAIRLY sure Tessie isn't into cousincest
aaand post-retcon class change editionnn
March 19, 2018 – 11:38 PM
Bed Xavier
Wed Marcus
Behead Alfred. Sorry, Alfie!
BED, WED, BEHEAD... Working Class Lads!
Wed Marcus
Behead Alfred. Sorry, Alfie!
March 20, 2018 – 5:38 AM
Bed — Declan because he hasn't annoyed her enough to behead him
Wed — Esteban because he seems the like the type she'd get along with
Behead — Lupus because he was weird and mean D<
Ladies of Impending (or already there!) Spinsterhood
Wed — Esteban because he seems the like the type she'd get along with
Behead — Lupus because he was weird and mean D<
Ladies of Impending (or already there!) Spinsterhood
March 20, 2018 – 1:35 PM
Bed Maeve because she's attractive and sassy and seemed like she'd be fun in bed when they met. Also because his brothers would disapprove like crazy of him marrying into that family. #keepingthepeace #kindof
Behead Phyri because her morbid poetry stuff would make him uncomfortable.
Wed Ginny and hope that if Aldous disowned him for marrying a halfblood her family would float the difference in income >>
Men With Kids But No Wives:
Behead Phyri because her morbid poetry stuff would make him uncomfortable.
Wed Ginny and hope that if Aldous disowned him for marrying a halfblood her family would float the difference in income >>
Men With Kids But No Wives:
March 20, 2018 – 4:50 PM
Bed Charles cause that smolder.
Wed August cause he seems the safest best.
Behead Balt cause he didn't pick her and she doesn't forget.
Wed August cause he seems the safest best.
Behead Balt cause he didn't pick her and she doesn't forget.
Working Class Ladies Edition!
March 20, 2018 – 6:55 PM
Bed — Ruth because she seems like she'd be fun enough in bed
Wed — Becky because it seems like they'd mesh well-ish (???)
Behead — Maggie because she seems like an uptight bore to him
The Pendergast Ladies!
Wed — Becky because it seems like they'd mesh well-ish (???)
Behead — Maggie because she seems like an uptight bore to him
The Pendergast Ladies!
March 20, 2018 – 7:39 PM
Bed Evelyn cause she's pretty enough.
Wed Minnie cause he actually quite enjoyed her company.
Behead Ellory cause she's crazy.
Wed Minnie cause he actually quite enjoyed her company.
Behead Ellory cause she's crazy.
Business Owner Edition
March 20, 2018 – 7:50 PM
Bed — Philip A. because he's cute
Wed — Quin because he's also cute and she's met him before
Behead — Philip C. because he's the only married one and encouraging adultery is not her thang
hmm Marauder Ancestors!
Wed — Quin because he's also cute and she's met him before
Behead — Philip C. because he's the only married one and encouraging adultery is not her thang
hmm Marauder Ancestors!