Sweetie with...
Bed Ben because hot.
Wed August because he's the only UC option ans Sweetie has her priorities.
Behead Gideon by default, sorry.
POLITICAL POWER MEN EDITION
Alright, it's happening.
Harriet would...
Bed Ben. And assume any deficiencies were because he was overwhelmed.
Wed August. He's a hunk.
Behead Gideon. Sorry, but she already had a wand. it's August's
UMBERNAULD EDITION
IGNORE ME I WAS TOO SLOW
Fallon would:
Bed: Murdock - she has a thing for very Scottish men.
Wed: Justin - he won the election once, he could tell her how to win in the future.
Behead: Faustus - likely the result of some hidden work resentment.
Selwyn Brother Edition:
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Helga with...
Bed Trystan. He has a known bastard, so obviously more than one woman hopped into bed with him. He's also handsome enough!
Wed Emrys. He's still unmarried and generally less questionable than the other two. Generally.
Behead Daniel. She is not fond of asocial people.
DUE TO DEBUT
Gideon woulddddd...
Bed None of the above because...
Wed Grace OR Henrietta and I want to hurl with both of them.
Behead Seneca as she's far too intimidating for him
THE WIDOWS
Will with...
Bed: Audra because looks young enough that he wouldn't feel too weird.
Wed: Ingrid because young widow and young widower for the win
Behead: Harriet because she's the oldest
WIDOWERS:
Edna would...
Bed: Djura because he's muggle and far enough removed from magical society that she could deny it ever happened.
Wed: Balt because she's fond of his daughter.
Behead: Emerett because he seems snooty and dickish.
HEALER EDITION
Naeva would...
Bed: Richard, by process of elimination.
Wed: Gideon, bc #purist
Behead: Albert, again, bc #purist
LADY HEALER EDITION
Simeon would...
Bed: Tabi, she's gorgeous.
Wed: Rosamund, she's the most appropriate out of the bunch.
Behead: Tilda...? He'd rather bed her, lbr.
EX-QUIDDITCH CREW
Seneca would:
Bed Lachlan
Wed Fitzroy because he's the most appropriate from the bunch
Behead Tybalt because he's a muggleborn, even though he's the hottest in her opinion
Valerian would...
Bed: Opehlia. He thinks she's the prettiest out of three xD
Wed: Cornelia. She's his cousin but he'd probably prefer it that way tbh.
Behead: Melody, because obviously she's a harlot.
PROFESSORS~
Angelica would
- Bed: Nigel. He's brilliant and oh so attractive. Those eyes and that smirk? Yes, please.
- Wed: Octavius. The one she considers closest to a friend, suave, intellectual, and more than capable of handling her.
- Behead: Mason, she's sorry, but Herbology? Could there be a less masculine choice?
MAGICAL ACCIDENTS & CATASTROPHES EDITION
Bellona would...
Bed Edric. #DatAss #DatBody #DatFace
Wed Myles. Wealthy, pureblooded, and hot AF? Check, check, and check!
Behead Walt. He's probably a nice enough sort, but pales entirely in comparison to the above.
QUIDDITCH ADJASCENT
Wed: - Good looking, interesting - she wouldn't kick him out of bed for eating biscuits! She could maybe make that work longer term.
Bed: - Good enough for a roll in the hay! Also the Ursula hate would be worth it. Also he's married
Behead: -Sweet but possibly too vanilla.
Brothers!
Going exclusively by looks because she doesn't know them and would not marry any if she did:
Lavinia would...
Bed Emrys
Wed Tristan
Behead Daniel
WORKING BOYS:
Bella would...
Bed Peregrine because his ~dangerous vibe~ makes him seem like he'd be fun in the bedroom.
Wed Benjamin, because he seems nice and his job makes him sound interesting.
Behead Breccan, because he's TOO nice and TOO stable and Bella only vibes with people who have the potential to be disasters in their own right.
AUROR MEN