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RE: Incorrect Charming Quotes - Elias Grimstone - August 17, 2022

(All of these are from Trying. Pls watch Trying.)

Evander Darrow, to J. Alfred Darrow: You never do anything by the book and it always works out.
Evander: I do everything by the book and it never works out.
Evander: Oh my god, did I buy the wrong bloody book?!

Delilah Warbeck: Just be yourself.
@"Jemima Farley": No. Nooooo. No one should be themselves until they know it's safe. Be someone else until they like you, then become yourself gradually, so you don't scare them off.

Kristoffer Lestrange: Don't be a pushover.
Frida Lestrange: Why is that an insult? Maybe the problem is with the people pushing us over.

Brynn Rosier (on her wedding day): In fact, I'd say I've never been happier. My parents are so proud. I'm finally back in the family newsletter!
Brynn: One of my cousins thought I'd died.

[in the 1850s, around Lowri's first pregnancy]
Eamon, to Lowri Dempsey: Hey hey, I've got some post-partum gifts! I got a new journal; and I found us Shelley's Ode to the West Wind. I feel... well, I mean, one assumes we'll be in a Shelley place.

not actually sure how well this fits the characters but #yolo it was too good an exchange not to include

Fitzroy Prewett: Look, I know I'm a bad person, but it's because of what happened to me.
Arthur Pettigrew: What do you mean, what happened to you?
Fitz: Nothing. Nothing bad has ever happened to me.
Art: Oh my goodness, mate, I'm so sorry, you should have said. When did this not happen?
Fitz: No; nothing bad happening can be ruinous to a person. I went to this AA meeting, and everyone there had reasons for their mistakes. I haven't got any! I'm just an arsehole!
Fitz: Feel free to interrupt.

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RE: Incorrect Charming Quotes - Faustus Prewett - August 21, 2022

Repurposing some of the old ones I posted, bringing in some new ones and also just reposting some of my faves cause I want to.

Lowri Dempsey: You've been avoiding me.
Porphyria Dempsey: What? No.
LOWRI: You have the same look on your face as you did when you were ten and put Oz's favourite frog in the microwave.
PHYRI: I never pressed start.

Mabel Brighton: Since it's come to this, I'm going to find out everything about this guy. and if he's an asshole, I'm going to punch him!
Dorian Fisk: And if he ends up being a decent guy?
MABEL: I'll punch him gently!

Tilda MacFusty: well, I didn’t break the window. That was done by a man in a black trench coat with a hat. The same man who attacked me when I tried to stop him stealing the book.
Eugene Scamander: He attacked you?
TILDA: I disturbed him and he ran off with the book. I gave chase and he took a shot at me. So I did the only thing I could in the circumstances.
EUGENE: you called for help...?
TILDA: I stabbed him in the shoulder.

Thomas Harvey: It's our investigative office there, how do you not remember your own phone number?
Barnabas Beck:I put it under...
Thomas: Oh, my gosh. It's 555-0135.
Barbie: How do you remember our phone number?
Thomas: It's a part of the Fibonacci sequence, how do you not remember it?
Barbie: What did you just say to me?
Thomas: Fibonacci.
Barbie: You take that back!

Lowri: Porphyria’s at that age when a young girl has only one thing on her mind.
Socialite: Boys?
Porphyria: Homicide.

Eamon Dempsey. Hey, hey: [bringing the pyjamas from the bed, presenting them to her] these are pyjamas; they're to sleep in; you're to climb into them, you understand?
Lowri: [taking them, is a little tipsy] Thank you.
Eamon. And you do your sleeping on the couch, see?-not on the bed, not on the chair: on the couch; is that clear?
Lowri. Do you know my favorite poem?
Eamon. Ah, you already recited that for me. [He goes to get some blankets from the bed].
Lowri [as he lays them out on the ottoman] I refuse a rose from a couch of snows. In the Acroceraunian mountains. Keats.
Eamon. Shelley.
Lowri. Keats!
Eamon. If you just keep your mind off the poetry and on the pyjamas, everything'll be alright; see?
Lowri. It's Keats.
Eamon. I'll be- it's Shelley. I'll be back in about ten minutes.
Lowri [to his back as he goes to the door] Keats.

Agrimony Macnair: So, how have you been?
Basil Foxwood: Fine. Except for this headache. Comes and goes.
Gus Lissington: -enters the room-
Basil: Oh look, there it is.

Ben: Pfft, Ari and I don't have pet names for each other, we're cool.
Garrett: -unconvinced- Um, sure. Okay... Ben, what do bees make?
Ben: Honey?
Ari, from the other room: Yes, love?

Lycoris Dempsey: I'm having problems with a guy.
Porphyria: Like “his dead body won’t fit in your car” problems or “you like him” problems?
Lycoris: “I like him” problems.
Porphyria: Too bad, I would have actually helped you with the other one.

Ben: If I run and jump at Ari, he will almost definitely catch me.
Ben: *runs at Ari*
Ari: BEN NO I’M HOLDING COFFEE–
Ari: *drops the coffee to catch Ben*

Ari: You have to pick your battles.
Ben: I am! I'm picking all of them!

Clarissa Cosgrove You posted this one a while back not knowing who it might fit and I think I found a match

Christabel: -twirls in dark attire- how do I look?
Ozymandias Dempsey: Like a widow in mourning.
Christa: Perfect! He'll know I'm available!

Faustus Prewett: You guys do realize how insane this is, right?
Benedict Sterling: Yes.
@"Fallon Hatchitt": You call it insane, we call it Tuesday.
Faustus: It's Thursday.
Ben: Is it really?

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RE: Incorrect Charming Quotes - Jasper Daphnel [Soph] - August 22, 2022

This is a song and I didn't remember if we had a thread for that, so I'm posting here:

I was listening to Doja Cat and the song You Right (ft. The Weeknd) is so Thomula (Thom Pettigrew & Ursula Black )

Quote:You right, I got my guy
But I, I, can't help it, I want you

Quote:I can't stop and look the other way
'Cause I know what could be, babe
And you never feel the same
You'd be thinkin' 'bout it every day
Don't believe in fairytales, but we got our fantasies

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RE: Incorrect Charming Quotes - Cassius Lestrange - August 25, 2022

Cash: Do you ever tell someone a casual fact about your childhood and then realize that fact is anything but casual

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RE: Incorrect Charming Quotes - Trystan Selwyn - September 3, 2022

A couple more from Trying, and one from WWDITS?

Trystan: The rings were my favourite part. I love a big gesture. It was the little gestures I couldn't do.
Ambrosia: What, like not having an affair?

Noble Greengrass: Three years ago I thought we were going to get the plant/potions business, I thought we were going to get married, I thought we were going to live in my house.
Noble: And now...
@"Daffodil Potts": Nothing is going to stop us from getting married, okay?
Daffy: Even if we're homeless.
Daffy: I actually quite like outdoor weddings.

Ishmael: Rich humans are basically like veal. Conceptually repulsive, but so buttery on my tongue.

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RE: Incorrect Charming Quotes - Cassius Lestrange - December 18, 2022

Christabel Daphnel, describing Elliot:

“He’s a nice guy but he’s like the grim fucking reaper”

Fortitude Greengrass: But you’re living a lie.
Cassius Lestrange: yeah, I know. You don’t think I fucking know that?

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RE: Incorrect Charming Quotes - Faustus Prewett - December 30, 2022

Lowri Dempsey: Don't pull any of those stunts like you did the last time.
Porphyria Dempsey: I made an offering.
Lowri: You dropped a dead mouse in that poor man's lap.
Phyri: Yes. like a cat
Lowri: You are not a cat, Porphyria
Phyri. No. Tragically I am a woman.

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Raphael Malfoy: It's not natural for women to fight.
Rowan Yaxley: It's not natural for someone to be as stupid as he is tall, and yet there you stand.

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Eugene Scamander: Did you know she refuses to see a movie if an animal dies?
Tilda MacFusty: But I don't mind if people die.

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Elias Grimstone: Are you alright?
Irene Crawley: I’m gonna start charging people money for asking me that.

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Raf: you have 3 seconds to get your hand off of me
Ro: bu- but you asked me to hold your hand like 10 minutes ago??
Raf: yes and now the idea of you touching me makes me want to throw up
Ro: okay
*30 min later*
Raf: Yaxley, why aren’t you holding my hand

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Basil Foxwood: The path to inner peace begins with four words —
Agrimony Macnair: not my fucking problem

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Elias: Why do you like being out in the rain?
@"Daffodil Potts": I like splashing in the puddles and rain is just fun.
Irene: I’m trying to get hit by lightning.

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Benedict Sterling: Hey Dio, can I give you some advice?
Dionisia Fisk: Absolutely not.

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Raf: I made tea.
Ro: I don’t want tea.
Raf: I didn’t make tea for you…this is my tea.
Ro: Then why are you telling me?
Raf: It’s a conversation starter.
Ro: That’s a lousy conversation starter.
Raf: Oh, is it? We’re conversing. Checkmate.

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[during a battle]

@"Fallon Hatchitt": Is anyone else scared?
Ben: Not really. I've already lived longer than I expected.

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Christabel Daphnel: Phyri, i did something terrible.
Porphyria Dempsey: don’t worry. i have a shovel.
Christabel: i- wait, what did you think i did?
Phyri: doesn’t matter. no one will ever know.

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Benedict Sterling & Ari Fisk: how did you find us?
Dionisia Fisk: oh it was easy really. i just listened to the sound of complete and utter betrayal and followed that.

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RE: Incorrect Charming Quotes - Ishmael - January 9, 2023

Ishmael: From now on, we will be using code names. You can address me as Eagle One.

Gilbert Prusseneit and Azazel, code name: Been There, Done That.
Monty Morales is Currently Doing That.
Galina is It Happened Once In A Dream.
Kieran Abernathy, code name: If I Had To Pick A Werewolf.
Tariq Zahir is Eagle Two.

Tariq: Oh thank god.

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(later) Ishmael: This is Eagle One. Been There, Done That are leaving the stage; I'd Be Lying If I Said I Hadn't Thought About It (Dimitri Lancaster) is in position.

so anyway, the vampire caverns are fun

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RE: Incorrect Charming Quotes - Cassius Lestrange - February 6, 2023

Charity Lloyd: When I die, I'd like to be buried at sea.
J. Alfred Darrow: What?
Charity: It seems like fun. You'll make a day of it.

Cash: I know a lot of rich, white, fucked up people.

Reuben Crouch: I need your help. You can’t ask me what it is, we can never talk about it later, and we’re gonna hurt some people.
Art: Whose floo are we gonna take?

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RE: Incorrect Charming Quotes - Zelda Darrow - October 11, 2023

Porphyria Dempsey: You are all such beautiful vibrant vicious women? How did you all end up married to such boiled potatoes?

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RE: Incorrect Charming Quotes - Philomena Sprout - October 12, 2023

The only alive acquaintance I can think of for Phyri is Cal, so in he goes to this incorrect quote

Caltheus Rookwood: Okay. Yeah. I get it. You saw a dead lady’s corpse when you were a little girl, and you were fine.

Porphyria Dempsey: Yes. Although for some reason that I do not understand, I kept staging my own death. Pretending that I drowned in the bathtub, faking electrical shock. It really freaked my parents out, and once when Oz found me hanging he had to go see the school psychologist.

Cal: But otherwise you were fine.

Phyri: Yeah.

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RE: Incorrect Charming Quotes - Zelda Darrow - October 13, 2023

more WWDITS quotes --

Ishmael Well how am I going to eat if I don't prey on people, dummy?

Justin Ross If I find I'm in a situation where an idiot is complaining to me, you can either kill them or you can pretend to listen to them.

Sina, to Ozymandias Dempsey: You are supposed to support me when I want to murder someone!

Porphyria Dempsey These poor women. They take a lovely, handsome chap from the street, make him their husband, and then, in the blinks of an eye, he becomes a big, lazy sack of shit. So sad.

Jude Wright I don't kiss and tell. But I can tell you... I don't kiss.

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RE: Incorrect Charming Quotes - Cassius Lestrange - November 3, 2023

Elliot: If you answer a few questions for me, I can basically pinpoint the day you’re going to die.

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RE: Incorrect Charming Quotes - Cassius Lestrange - November 22, 2023

"Beanie is rewatching Bones" edition --

Latest Benart thread --

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RE: Incorrect Charming Quotes - Fortitude Greengrass - September 23, 2024

Hey people who consume media, bring this thread back.

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RE: Incorrect Charming Quotes - Noble Greengrass - September 23, 2024

(September 23, 2024 – 8:29 PM)Fortitude Greengrass Wrote:  Hey people who consume media, bring this thread back.

What quotes did I have written in my notes app, you ask?

Culpurnia Cress: I’ve been here three weeks and I’ve made many enemies.

Don Juan Dempsey: Yo, you ever think about purpose?
Lowri Dempsey: I love you, but I don't have time for this, alright?

Fortitude Greengrass: Is it like I have a beacon that only dogs and people with severe emotional problems can hear?

Johanna Applegate, about Dean Hudson: I'm finally going to hook up with a guy with abs.

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