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RE: Incorrect Charming Quotes - Valerian Macnair - April 22, 2021
Quote:Charles Macmillan: you played me like a piccolo
Valerian: actually piccolos are very hard to play
Elmer Macmillan: we played you like the cheap recorder you are
Quote:Cassius Lestrange: So apparently the "bad vibes" I've been feeling are actually just severe psychological distress.
RE: Incorrect Charming Quotes - Cassius Lestrange - April 22, 2021
Lachlan MacFusty: You keep files on people?
@"juliana binns": Exploitable information.
Lach: That’s... that’s awful. Hell, that’s monstrous. What does mine say?
Jules: First entry is always looking for new ways to hate himself.
Alfred: I’m going to bury myself at sea.
Arthur: Am I proud of it? No. Did I do it? Yes.
RE: Incorrect Charming Quotes - Elias Grimstone - April 22, 2021
Yeah I don't go here but we're all agreed this is going to happen at some point, right?
Charles Macmillan: Fuck you.
Valerian Macnair: Fuck me yourself, you coward.
RE: Incorrect Charming Quotes - George Robins - April 22, 2021
Have a series of George incorrects.
Quote:Holding pumpkin juice: Guess I'll drink my sorrows away.
Quote:I don't work well under pressure!
... Or any other circumstance.
Quote:I let out a battle cry. Sure, a lot of people might have mistaken it for an unmanly yelp of fear, but trust me. It was a battle cry.
Quote:Person: Do you take constructive critism?
George, already crying: yeah sure, what's up?
Quote:Person: you have beautiful eyes
George: Thanks, I need them to see.
Quote:Auror: Can you describe the guy who hexed you?
George: Yes. He was not very friendly.
Quote:George: I have edge.
Augusta Robins: you really don't. You are literally the most wide-eyed person I've ever seen. You have the face of a cartoon lamb.
Quote:Uncomfortable and a little terrified is like... 23.89% of my personality.
Quote:George: Why me?
Person: Because people like you. You’re quiet. You say “excuse me.” You look like little birds help you get dressed in the morning. People don’t fear you.
And he doesn't even go here yet but:
Quote:Fortitude Greengrass: you're so dramatic
Tycho Dodonus *holding a crystal wine glass, throwing rose petals, dressed all in purple velvet and draped across a piano*: I have no idea what you're talking about.
RE: Incorrect Charming Quotes - Raphael Malfoy - April 27, 2021
Quote:Raphael: You're right.
Rowan Yaxley: That's... That's an unusual phrase for you. Did you just learn it?
Quote:Rowan: You're always talking down to me.
Raphael: That's because you're short.
Quote:Cameron: What did you guys get in your yearbook?
Sisse Thompsett: Prettiest Smile.
Edison Moony: Nicest Personality.
Sloane Bixby: Most likely to start a bar fight.
Alice Dawson: Least likely to start a bar fight, but most likely to win one.
Quote:Cameron: I'm organizing a surprise party for Cadawalader Selwyn.
Lester Hatchitt: Don't you hate Cad?
Cameron, filling balloons with bees: Yep.
Quote:Valerian: Seriously, all you do is bitch.
Charles Macmillan: I happen to bitch the perfect amount for someone in my situation.
RE: Incorrect Charming Quotes - Friendless Night - May 2, 2021
Benji: that's illegal!
Endy: it's not illegal if you're good at it
RE: Incorrect Charming Quotes - Zelda Darrow - May 2, 2021
Cash: I just really want my family to like you.
Fortitude Greengrass: Do they not like me?
Cash: No, they just see being nice as a sign of weakness.
Phineas Black: What's this about?
Ursula Black: I was just hugging my kids.
Phineas: Why?
Valerian Macnair: What he didn't tell you, which is what I'm telling you now, is that you're an idiot.
Charles Macmillan: Sticks and stones.
Ari Fisk, to Zelda: Alfred won't be there so there won't be anyone for you to flirtatiously boss around.
Cash: Yeah, I'm the Nostradamus of worst case scenarios.
Ford: That's what all pessimists like to say.
RE: Incorrect Charming Quotes - Friendless Night - May 6, 2021
Endy: why is being alive so expensive? I'm not even having a good time.
RE: Incorrect Charming Quotes - Tycho Dodonus - May 11, 2021
Quote:Tycho's Parents: why you wanna move so bad
Tycho: independence
In Tycho's head: gettin a lizard
RE: Incorrect Charming Quotes - Fortitude Greengrass - May 13, 2021
A handsome man: So how have things been?
Ford: Oh, yeah. Uhm. Good. I've been... going to dinner again.
(Ford, internally: Did I just say "I've been going to dinner again?" Should I give him more details, or should I just die?)
RE: Incorrect Charming Quotes - Cassius Lestrange - May 18, 2021
Art: You think I have twelve galleons? I'm home in the middle of the day and there's patio furniture in my living room.
Fortitude Greengrass: It's kind of been all over the news.
Cash: I'm already depressed, I don't need to read The Daily Prophet.
Alfred: I would never say that my wife is a bitch and I don't like her.
Alfred: My wife is a bitch and I like her SO much.
Future:
Charity Lloyd: Do I look like a coroner?
Evander Darrow: I don't think you want that question answered.
RE: Incorrect Charming Quotes - Zelda Darrow - July 2, 2021
Zelda: Hey, what are you doing tomorrow?
Delight: Having my day ruined by whatever you're about to ask me to do.
RE: Incorrect Charming Quotes - Charity Lloyd - August 25, 2021
Quote:Constance Sykes: Hello Holly, made anyone cry today?
Holly: Sadly, no. But it’s only 4:30.
Quote:Asa: If we die, I'm going to spend the rest of our afterlife reminding you that this was all your fault.
Aristide Selwyn: That's cool, I wouldn't mind having company while being a ghost.
Quote:Grace: People who say "Go big or Go home" seriously underestimate my will to go home.
Grace: It is literally my goal, all day.
Quote:J. Alfred Darrow: So kiddo, how's it going? How's school?
Charity: I am a piñata and God is a 13 year old boy who's parents just announced their divorce.
Alfred:
RE: Incorrect Charming Quotes - Benedict Sterling - September 9, 2021
Ari Fisk: Babe, I'm breaking up!
Ben: IM PREGNANT!
Ari: ...I meant the phone.
Ben: Right...sorry, I panicked.
RE: Incorrect Charming Quotes - Friendless Night - September 10, 2021
Friendless Night : I got this money fair and square!
Benjamin Woodcroft : Fair and square? You stole a goddamn carriage.
Endy: Yeah, fair and fucking square!
Benjamin Woodcroft : Fair and square? You stole a goddamn carriage.
Endy: Yeah, fair and fucking square!
RE: Incorrect Charming Quotes - Tycho Dodonus - July 17, 2022
One Endys Constable Pals: There are people out there who think you're scum. You have an opportunity to show them they're wrong.
Friendless Night : Yeah, but what if they're right? No offense, but I'm thinking some people are just born criminals.
Tycho @ Fortitude Greengrass rn: It’s just so hard when you’re so cute, and I’m so horny, and there’s only a couple of thin layers of cotton separating our genitals.