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RE: Incorrect Charming Quotes - Lachlan MacFusty - March 2, 2021
Quote:@"Juliana Binns": What are you, five?
Lach: On a scale of one to ten I am!
Jules: Don't you mean a scale of one to five?
Lach: I have self-esteem issues
Quote:Lach: What's your favorite food?
Jules [sweating]: Um, fruit
Lach: Fruit?
Jules : Yep.
Lach: What kind of fruit?
Jules : Frootloops
RE: Incorrect Charming Quotes - Cassius Lestrange - March 3, 2021
Fortitude Greengrass: What I think is happening here is you're having a panic attack.
Cash: Oh no, those aren't real, they're a PR spin for socialites. Trust me, I've known enough socialites,:
Ford: No, they're absolutely a real thing.
Seneca Lestrange: Every time the vein in my brother's eye twitches take a drink
Brannon Fisk to Alfred: You must have a very busy day visiting the fathers of girls whose futures you're going to ruin.
RE: Incorrect Charming Quotes - Friendless Night - March 3, 2021
Quote:Friendless Night: I hate when people ask "Do you trust me" like... don't call me out like that...... the answer is no.
Quote:Endy: i can explain.
Benjamin Woodcroft : can you?
Endy: if you give me thirty seconds to think of a lie.
Quote:Endy: I don’t like your accusatory tone
Benji: Well, I’d use a different tone but I’m trying to accuse you of something
Quote:Benji: You need to stop calling peanut butter...that.
Endy: Why, what's wrong with "sticky nut juice?"
Benji: Everything. Every fucking thing.
Quote:Royal Pyrites : you’re my best friend, and I would do anything for you.
Eldin Bones: I want you to eat three meals a day and have a decent sleeping schedule.
Royal: absolutely not.
Quote:Darling Whitledge: it’s all about teamwork! If we work together we can do anything
Sweetie Whitledge: oh my god it’s like a unicorn and a Care Bear had a baby and it’s you
RE: Incorrect Charming Quotes - Juliana Ainsworth - March 4, 2021
I found a thing and it gave me this:
Jules: I made tea.
Lachlan MacFusty: I don’t want tea.
Jules: I did not make tea for you. This is my tea.
Lach: Then why are you telling me?
Jules: It is a conversation starter.
Lach: That’s a lousy conversation starter.
Jules: Oh, is it? We are conversing. Checkmate.
And this:
Jules: You often use humor to deflect trauma
Lach: Thank you
Jules: I didn't say that was a good thing
Lach: What I'm hearing is, you think I'm funny
RE: Incorrect Charming Quotes - Zenobia Zabini - March 4, 2021
Ohh also did it
Domitian Zabini : Do you take constructive criticism?
Zenobia: I only take cash or credit.
RE: Incorrect Charming Quotes - Delight Urquart - March 4, 2021
Quote:Lach: How petty can you get?
@"Juliana Binns": I once edited a Wikipedia article to win an argument I was wrong about.
Quote:Lach: Here's some advice
Jules: I didn't ask for any
Lach: Too bad. I'm stuck here with my thoughts and you're the only one who talks to me.
Quote:Eldin: Can you please be serious for five minutes?
Royal Pyrites: My record is four, but I think I can do it.
Quote:Holly: When someone points at your black clothes and asks whose funeral it is, having a look around the room and saying 'Haven’t decided yet' is typically a good response.
RE: Incorrect Charming Quotes - Cassius Lestrange - March 4, 2021
Felix Prewett: All you've got to do is keep our mother under control.
Fitzroy Prewett: The Department of Magical Law Enforcement could not keep our mother under control when it comes to event planning.
Clementine Greengrass, to brothers: I don't want to be negative about this but I think that you two need to consider getting a life.
Delight Urquart: You need to apologize to Jo.
Zelda: Fine.
Zelda: 'Unfuck you' or whatever.
Justin Ross: If anyone else wants to screw anything up please wait until tomorrow. Goddamnit.
Cecily Gallivan, describing Fitz: It's rare to find someone that beautiful and smart and selfish, but deeply charming.
RE: Incorrect Charming Quotes - Elias Grimstone - March 4, 2021
Porphyria: Don’t worry, I have a few knives up my sleeve.
Ophelia: I think you mean cards.
Porphyria, pulling knives out of her sleeves: No, I do not.
Evander: I’m J. Alfred Darrow’s emergency contact.
Healer: So you’re here to pick him up?
Evander: I’m here to remove myself as his emergency contact.
@"Juliana Binns": “The ‘Emerett Picardy School of Research?’ What’s next, the ‘Jack the Ripper Women’s Health Clinic?’
Jude: Kieran...
Kieran Abernathy: Oh no, 'Kieran' in b-flat.
Kieran: You're disappointed.
Emrys: How many kids do you have?
Trystan Selwyn: Biologically, emotionally, or legally?
Ari: What's your type?
Benedict Sterling: Anyone, honestly, but nerds especially
Ari, desperately, as Ben bleeds out: YOUR BLOOD TYPE
Ben: Oh! B positive.
Ari: DONT TRY TO CHEER ME UP JUST TELL ME YOUR BLOOD TYPE
Ben:
Ester Montgomery: Look. I may not be a saint, but it's not like I’ve killed anybody. I’m not an arsonist. I’ve never found a wallet outside of an IHOP and thought about returning it but saw the owner lived out of state so just took the cash and dropped the wallet back on the ground.
Thomas Montgomery: Okay, that's really specific, and that makes me think that you definitely did do that.
RE: Incorrect Charming Quotes - Amelia Evans - March 4, 2021
Trystan Selwyn: while I was gone you learned to accept the bad with the good.
Adrienne: Oh, that's the Hogwarts effect.
Aristide Selwyn: Our school motto is "lower your standards."
Victor: What do you call those coffee people? They're not...
Simeon Shafiq: Cashiers.
Victor: They're not waitresses.
Simeon: Barista.
Victor: Simeon, if you don't know the answer, don't make up words.
Monty Morales: -sneezes-
Meredith: God bless you!
Jude Wright: Not lately.
Benedict: Isn't this kind of like when a bird eats another bird?
Ari Fisk: That happens all the time, Ben.
Ben: Shhh, sweetheart I thought we'd agreed that birds were my thing.
RE: Incorrect Charming Quotes - Ellory Lestrange - March 4, 2021
Claude: Can you please be serious for five minutes?
Ellory: My record is four, but I think I can do it.
Zenobia, to Domitian Zabini : You’ll have a hard time believing this because it never happens, but I made a mistake.
Ellory, holding a python: Guys I impulsively bought a snake, what do I name him
Claude: You did WHAT–
Cassius Lestrange: William Snakepeare
RE: Incorrect Charming Quotes - Cassius Lestrange - March 4, 2021
@"Verity Greengrass": Hey Juliana, thanks for being cool about me blackmailing you.
Zelda: Nemo. You and dad literally ruin my life.
J. Alfred Darrow: After we spoke I said 'well, there goes my one friend.' Try saying that one out loud, it is very dark.
Basically the latest Benart:
Arthur: I'm not quite sure what to make of that, so we're gonna ignore it.
Ellory Lestrange: Other than cooking, what basic life skills don't I have?
Art: Oh Ellory, I'm not sure we have time for that.
Anyone: Did someone die or are we just going through a childhood goth phase?
Charity Lloyd: Someone died.
Roslyn Ross: What you did was impulsive, capricious, and melodramatic. But it was also wrong.
Zelda: No one freaked out when Xena went missing.
Xena: I wasn't missing, the aurors knew where I was the entire time.
RE: Incorrect Charming Quotes - Flora Mulciber - March 5, 2021
Quote:Delight: The debris embedded in the remains suggests an explosion.
@"Zelda Fisk": Yeah, so does that giant hole in the wall.
Quote:Royal Pyrites: I can never tell whether you're insulting me or flirting with me.
Eldin: If it makes you feel any better, neither do I.
Quote:Lach: Thanks for agreeing to see me.
@"Juliana Binns" : I didn’t. You just walked in and started talking.
Lach: I don’t have time for a history lesson.
I don't even go here, but-
Quote:Ellory Lestrange: What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
Arthur Pettigrew: I don't think you're mentally prepared for this conversation
RE: Incorrect Charming Quotes - Reuben Crouch - March 6, 2021
Melody Crouch: You disrespected me in front of Arthur Pettigrew and now he thinks less of me.
Ben: I really don't think that's possible.
RE: Incorrect Charming Quotes - Dionisia Fisk - March 7, 2021
Quote:Dio: Zelda is that a hickey?
@"Zelda Fisk": NO!.. it's uh a mosquito bite.
J. Alfred Darrow : -enters room- Hey guys!
Dio: Hey mosquito.
RE: Incorrect Charming Quotes - Sweetie Whitledge - March 11, 2021
Quote:Honey: Handsome, how do I get revenge on those who have forsaken me?
Handsome: The best revenge is letting go, Honey.
Honey: ...
Honey: Hey Sweetie, how do I get-
Sweetie: I'm already packed, let's go.
Quote:Breccan: Did you have to injure him?
Alina: You weren't there! You didn't hear what he said to me!
Breccan: And what did [random character] say?
Alina: He said "What are you gonna do, stab me?"
Breccan: Ok, yeah, that's fair.
Quote:Holly: I have to kill her.
Connie: Who?
Holly, staring at [crush]: I don't know how to flirt with her.
Holly: So she must die.
Quote:Holly: *bursts into room and slams door, clearly panicked*
Connie: Oh god, what did you do?
Holly: Nobody died!
Connie: WHAT KIND OF ANSWER IS THAT?!
Quote:Handsome: Don't correct me.
Sweetie: Don't be wrong.
Quote:Adrienne, going through Liliana’s suitcase: What’s this? I said take only what you need to survive!
Liliana: It’s my industrial strength hair dryer, and I can’t live without it!
RE: Incorrect Charming Quotes - Cassius Lestrange - March 11, 2021
J. Alfred Darrow: Zelda... marry me.
Zelda: I was hoping for something a little more helpful.
Fortitude Greengrass: Do you have an old cemetery in town, off the beaten path, the creepier the better?
Ursula Black: You're the sick one, but I'm feeling this...
Sirius: Maternal instinct, maybe?
Ursula: No, that's not it.
Arthur Pettigrew, to Ben: You know your trail of discarded girlfriends is making it very difficult to get anything done in this world.
Noble: These are dark times, Ford. But not that dark.
Ari Fisk: Alfred also proposed to you twice, so I suspect his decision making skills are a little suspect.