August, about Elsbeth: She's the wooOOOoooOOrst. She is the worst person in the world.
Quote:Esteban: you know you shouldn't insult people who are bigger than you.
Mateo: then I wouldn't get to insult anyone!
Quote:"Hi. Esteban. The human form of the 100 emoji."
Quote:"The English language cannot fully capture the depth and complexity of my thoughts, so I’m incorporating emojis into my speech to better express myself. Winky face."
Quote:"Your rigid code of honor, which drives me nuts, makes you a wonderful human being, and I am proud to call you my friend and don’t ever change."- Esteban to Jude Wright
Quote:"Oh, Jude. You’re too beautiful to be funny. It’s not your fault. You’ve never had to compensate for anything."- Esteban also to Jude
Quote:I'll be able to make better decisions once my baby brain falls out and my adult brain grows in.
Quote:Bella: Life isn't a garden so stop being a hoe.— to Terpsichore Van Helsing, probably.
Quote:Monty: I ask myself 48 times a day, “Am I being dramatic? Is this #toomuch?” The answer is always, yes, of course.Esteban @ Jude Wright
Quote:Handsome: Do you like her?
Munny: She checks a lot of my boxes. She's a woman, she's got a face, she can go outside. I just wish there was a way I could know for sure that we were meant to be together. Like a sign.
Handsome: A sign? Like what?
Munny: Oh, you know, the usual. Like if we both got struck by lightning at the same time, or if an eagle landed on her hand and whispered my name.
Handsome: Yeah, that's how you know it's real.
Quote:Munny: People under 5'9" can’t talk about fighting someone. Like, what are they gonna do? Headbutt somebody in the nipples?
Handsome: Say goodbye to your kneecaps, asshole.
Quote:Dionisia: I like that we say "oh man" to express disappointment
Dionisia: Because men are, in fact, disappointing
Quote:Bella: Be the bigger person.
Cora: No. I’m 5'2 and bitter. YOU be the bigger person.
Quote:Calla: How do you take your coffee?
Tia: I like my coffee as dark and bitter as my soul.
Calla: Okay, so white chocolate mocha.
Quote:Fletch: I’m old.
Bella: ...
Fletch: You’re supposed to say, “You’re not that old, Mr. Langley."
Bella: But you are old.
Quote:Cora: Bella, tell Regina about the birds and the bees.
Bella: (to Regina) They're disappearing at an alarming rate.
Imogen MacFusty: Hang on.
@'Eavan MacKay': What's going on between you and Barnabas Skeeter?
Amelia: That might take a while.
Immie & Eavan: The short version.
Amelia: He had a nasty scare, thought I'd killed myself in a car accident. Now he thinks I'm too much trouble.
Immie: You are.
Amelia: So he's running scared.
Eavan: Coward.
Garrett: I wasn't that drunk last night.
Kate: You were hitting on Aurelia.
Garrett: So? She's my wife!
Aurelia Wallingford: You asked me if I was single, and started crying when I said I wasn't.
Aaaand lbr no incorrect quotes post is complete without some BenAri/GABB. xD
Garrett: So, how have you been?
Ari Fisk: Fine. Except for this headache. Comes and goes.
Benedict Sterling: -enters the room-
Ari: Oh look, there it is.
Garrett: I spy with my little eye, something that begins with the letter 'S'.
Baxter Keene: -looks over at Ben and Ari-
Baxter: Is it 'sexual tension'?
Ben: Pfft, Ari and I don't have pet names for each other, we're cool.
Garrett: -unconvinced- Um, sure. Okay... Ben, what do bees make?
Ben: Honey?
Ari, from the other room: Yes, love?
Quote:Monty: Please don’t kill me! I have three best friends! Kill them instead!
Quote: Ari: I’m Ari, and you are?^ The Celtic Fair thread between Philip Aymslowe & Ari Fisk lol
Philip: questioning my sexuality
Quote:Tristan: You remind me of the ocean.
Ernie: …Explain
Tris: So f*cking salty
Quote:Bella: You don't think we'll get in trouble for this, do you?
Ben: No, not a chance!
[Cut to Bella and Ben's faces plastered on Witch Weekly]
Quote:“Just once I’d like a childhood memory I don’t have to repress.”
— Dionisia
Quote:Calla: You shouldn’t insult people who are bigger than you.
Holly: Then I’d never get to insult anyone.
Quote:Finnian: Damn, I f*cked up again
Maeve: He said, with suprise in his voice, for some reason
Quote:Ernie: What if I’m not even gay?! What if I’m faking my gayness?! What if I’m not even interested in boys..
Tristan: *walks by*
Ernie: Forget what I said…
Quote:Tierney: You must be surprised to see me here
Una: Not really, since you follow me everywhere
Quote:Darling: We're a family. Families talk about things.
Handsome: No! Families ignore things until they go away.