Basics

Hi I'm Ian none of my characters are straight or cis and I'm here to get all of them into as many embarrassing situations as possible because that's just how I get my kicks. Tab code from Lynn, because she's the best, and character info code just a bastardization of the code provided in the Networking main thread. I can barely code and I am doing my best.

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Upper Class

Character: Jack Watson

Quick Facts: Frenchman living in London, charming and boyish, surprisingly unwilling to court. Born and raised as a girl in France but known to society as a young man. I use he/him pronouns unless threading with a character who knows who he really is.

Age: 23
House: Unknown
Grad Year: 1882
Class: UC
Reputation: 8
Blood/Race: Halfblood
Occupation: Lawyer

Needs:

Friends/Former Classmates: Any UCAB bachelors, especially lawyers, who would end up at the same balls as him. He's akways afraid a classmate from Beauxbatons will recognize him, and I think it would be just delicious if that happened.

Hurls: UCAB women, especially debutantes, who wouldn't mind the company of the fairer sex (although they won't know that's the case). WCAB women too, if he were likely to run across them, although it might take more to get him to court them, as he's terrified of losing reputation and being gossiped about, since that might lead to discoveries about his past. Also, I am here for any scenario where a UCAB spinster wlw realizes that he's not really a man and contrives to marry him cause that would be funny as hell. Really though I just want him to find love.

Character: Laverna Flint

Quick Facts: Reclusive widow with a charming daughter and a lost-and-found niece! Depressed and moody, prone to fits, will cause drama!

Age: 39
House: Slytherin
Grad Year: 1868
Class: UC
Reputation: 8 (just barely)
Blood/Race: Pureblood
Occupation: Embittered, Sad Widow

Needs:

Friends/Former Classmates: Any UCPB women who will gossip with her/about her. She'll gladly huddle up in a corner and act like the jaded woman she is if she winds up at a ball as a chaperone.

Hurls: She's well past hurling age, and a widow at that, but if your man wants to go after her, that would be funny and I can and will facilitate it. Also, I'm gonna put up an ad for a lady's maid for the house who I want Laverna to fall in love with and pine for desperately so if u have unemployed WC women hit! me! up!

Middle Class

Character: Myrtle Potts

Quick Facts: Gryffindor House Matron. Loud, brash, bold, take-no-prisoners. Has too many nieces and nephews to count.

Age: 50
House: Gryffindor
Grad Year: 1838
Class: WC
Reputation: 8
Blood/Race: Halfblood
Occupation: Gryffindor House Matron

Needs:

Students/Cowerkers: Any students or coworkers, especially Gryffindors or fellow matrons, in need of advice or companionship.

Hurls: ACAB women, who are equally interested in women and esp more mature ones. Any coworker or anyone she could conceivably run across in the right age range. She's not much of a cougar so no one under 35 please altho anyone above that is fair game yeet

Working Class

coming soon to a thread near you

Needs

Just some ladies who love ladies because I want to get Jack into as many awkward and compromising positions as possible, but I also want him to find his twu wuv ok fight me >:3c

I can totally throw Avril at Jack. I'm an awkward cookie, though...

Hey there, Ian! I have someone! Smile

is an 18-year-old (but he’ll be 19 on the 29th!) UCHB Gryffindor alumnus who was formerly the head boy. He could best be described as a jock who’s prone to drunkenness, but he’s truly friendly!

hi Ian!

I'm afraid I have very few options Sad

is his age, but middle class and would possibly move in the same social circles, but is a few years older. Unfortunately I don't have any ladies in the right age range/class that are active! Sorry! Welcome to the board!

For Myrtle:
Acacia is quite respectful, and would not mind chatting with a member of the Hogwarts staff. Her grandfather () is a professor.
's sister is friends with the Slytherin matron, so it might be funny if Camille and the Gryffindor matron had a friendly relationship of their own.
is super sweet, though she had her twin are known to pull pranks. So that would be interesting. Her fam is also from France, and Mommy or Daddy might recognize Jack.
is a pretty chill student, though some may think that he belongs in Ravenclaw more than Gryffindor.
could possibly have a bond with Myrtle due to all of the losses Miss Fairchild has experienced recently, including her brother who had died of illness while at school.
is a coworker that would likely want to chat with fellow staff.

For Jack:
I'm pretty sure we chatted about and him being buddies, so I'd love to establish that a bit if you want.
is a London resident, so would be partially willing to chat if he doesn't freak out over vampires (she'll just ignore the haters #TooOldForThis).
is also a London resident, and quite social. Though she might not go to many parties. She would, however, love to introduce him to the Church of Magical Jesus and chat about plants.
is originally from France, and moved to London with her family in 1886. Hufflepuff student who goes home for the holidays to London.
is a London debutante. Hello possible hurling opportunity. (Hide from her mother, the blood purist)
has recently spent a lot more time at parties and in London, and currently has a crush on someone. Want some angst? Just want a new friend?
works at the London magical hospital. Need a healer? Wink

Oh I can now connection better, is my sassy, quidditch-playing, second year Gryffindor metamorph! She's staying at school for the break, so she's around.

I also have and headmaster and herbology professor, respectively!

Hi Ian!

Not sure how useful my people are to you, but I shall throw them anyway!

FOR JACK:
My UC ladies are both a bit older than him but might have met through general ~society things. is a petty widow who can sniff out social awkwardness and will terrorise people for it, and also likes to hear/spread nasty gossip whenever possible xD is a... dramatic weirdo... who actively despises most of society and usually gets along with oddballs, although she's kind of an acquired taste herself.

was formerly of the upper class and also formerly a lawyer so their paths might have crossed in the past ( and is less useful now, being mostly known for being angrily into social justice and hanging out with a bunch of MC/WC people in London, were Jack to ever wander into the Augurey Beak Cafe).

FOR MYRTLE:
is my resident professor, new this school year.
and are currently my only students... the former is notorious and the latter is soon to be xD

I don't have anyone super useful, but I wish I did! But I do have some people who might be good for random, fun threads. Smile

For Myrtle:

I have three students. Unfortunately none are Gryffindors.
has an older sister who is a Gryffindor, and his mother is the Astronomy professor. He's a very painfully shy and lonely sort of boy. I could see him getting advice from Myrtle, but not actively seeking it out at first.
is a Hufflepuff, who probably would just feed her cookies.
is a Ravenclaw whose mother ran away with a pornographer rofl. So, if anyone in Gryffindor ever brought it up, he probably transfigured something they owned into something ridiculous.
is not a student, but she's a woman who likes women! I'm not sure how they would stumble upon each other, but she's there.

I wish I had someone for Jack, but I don't. I have Ava who is working class. She works for a lawyer as his housekeeper/personal assistant. I'm not sure how they'd cross paths, though. (Also, Billie would likely idolize Jack, but it is highly unlikely they'd meet. haha)

Hi Ian, I've got who is probably a huge thorn in Myrtle's side. I'm sure as she's a Gryffindor girl who clearly isn't settling in, I'm sure she's been fobbed off on the Gryffindor matron more than once. So far, she's decided not to go to certain classes she considers useless, gutted rabbits in the castle, set out snares to catch rats in the castle, rowed with and threatened to kill a house elf on the stairs, and probably had a bunch of detentions. On top of that, she has the literacy level of the average six year old and is unfailingly obstinate with authority figures.

would 100% be friends with Laverna and enjoy gossiping with her. She has a pretty terrible reputation though, so that could affect Laverna.

For Myrtle I have , a 6th year Gryffindor who has decided that she is very against getting married but isn't quite sure how to tell her family that yet. I've a feeling she'd look up to the 'spinster' Wink

I also have who is the Astronomy professor. She's a bitter divorcée who also doesn't like nonsense and is blunt. Not sure if the pair would get on, but I wanted to toss that out there as well.

Charming

Jack Watson

Basics

Upper Class

Middle Class

Working Class

Needs

Avril Lukeson

Edric Umbridge

Elsie Kirke

Acacia Darlington

Elsie Kirke

Elias Grimstone

Billie Farrow

Angharad Warbeck

Prudence Browne