January 20, 1894
Daffy,
I heard you got engaged. Congrats, I guess. You found someone who can put up with your annoying habits and your terrible jokes. I'm happy for you, really. I have an entire farm to bury a body if he wrongs you, no questions asked. Well, maybe a few, but I can keep them to myself while we deal with whatever the hell is happening.
Anyhow, come by the farm soon. Meena has some new pet she's excited to show off.
Cliff
[Please feel free to hit Cliff at your leisure; he probably deserves it.]