THE BACKSTORY: The Greengrasses have money troubles, which means Ford having multiple unmarried sisters is a problem. He recently decided to buckle down and really DO something about it rather than just continuing to hope everything would work itself out, which means he's trying to get Grace employed and has decided someone is proposing to Clementine Greengrass this year, whether they like it or not.
THE PLOT:
Ford is ON THE HUNT for a brother-in-law and ready to spike your tea with a love potion in order to acquire one. He is not planning to let Clementine in on this plan and considers her buy-in on this whole marriage concept pretty optional. Clementine, lil feminist that she is, is probably not going to be super keen on romantic overtures from a besotted suitor. What happens next? Do you and Clem get engaged despite her protests? Does she fall for you? Do you get married and then stop getting drugged and wake up going woah, what the hell happened here? Does Clementine run away at the altar? Does the drugged drink get downed by the wrong party? ONLY TIME WILL TELL, but first we need a bachelor.
Ford's Ideal Candidate would be:
*What does Ford find objectionable? If he knows or suspects you're gay, that's objectionable. Being Jude Wright is objectionable. Being French is objectionable. IDK what the criteria are, we're playing this by ear.
So that being said I perused the CD and came up with a list of people I THINK Ford might assess as Good Matches for Clementine - but I don't know everyone's characters/plots intimately so if they are not a good fit (or you're not interested in this kind of plot!) no worries! Also if I missed someone who is a great fit, lmk and I will reassess!
THE SHORTLIST:
Nick Blott
Dean Hudson
Harvey Beauregard
Vincent Iago
Leonid Fisk
THE SLIGHTLY LONGER LIST: These folks aren't Ministry and I'm unsure if they'd fit or not, but they otherwise seemed like decent candidates; if you want to advocate for them and none of the people above are into it then maybe we can make it work!
Derek McKinnon
Philip Aymslowe
Anthony Delaney
Philomen Huxley
Set by Lady!
THE PLOT:
Ford is ON THE HUNT for a brother-in-law and ready to spike your tea with a love potion in order to acquire one. He is not planning to let Clementine in on this plan and considers her buy-in on this whole marriage concept pretty optional. Clementine, lil feminist that she is, is probably not going to be super keen on romantic overtures from a besotted suitor. What happens next? Do you and Clem get engaged despite her protests? Does she fall for you? Do you get married and then stop getting drugged and wake up going woah, what the hell happened here? Does Clementine run away at the altar? Does the drugged drink get downed by the wrong party? ONLY TIME WILL TELL, but first we need a bachelor.
Ford's Ideal Candidate would be:
- Between 25-35.
- Middle class.
- Not publicly attached to anyone (courting, heavily flirting, people think they might be courting soon, etc).
- Not Objectionable*
- Ministry employee (easier access for him to spike your drink)
- Failing that, would frequent somewhere that Ford could reliably find them to 1) be aware they exist and 2) spike their drinks with ease
- Generally doesn't seem like a douche
*What does Ford find objectionable? If he knows or suspects you're gay, that's objectionable. Being Jude Wright is objectionable. Being French is objectionable. IDK what the criteria are, we're playing this by ear.
So that being said I perused the CD and came up with a list of people I THINK Ford might assess as Good Matches for Clementine - but I don't know everyone's characters/plots intimately so if they are not a good fit (or you're not interested in this kind of plot!) no worries! Also if I missed someone who is a great fit, lmk and I will reassess!
THE SHORTLIST:
Dean Hudson
Harvey Beauregard
Vincent Iago
Leonid Fisk
THE SLIGHTLY LONGER LIST: These folks aren't Ministry and I'm unsure if they'd fit or not, but they otherwise seemed like decent candidates; if you want to advocate for them and none of the people above are into it then maybe we can make it work!
Philip Aymslowe
Anthony Delaney
Philomen Huxley
Set by Lady!