So there Angeline was minding her own business as a youthful debutante and then I vanished for ages and now she's in danger of being an old maid. With that in mind I require the following:

• An arranged marriage. Her father is fed up with her and wants to marry her off asap. Anyone will do.
  
• Except poor people obviously. Or anyone not UCPB really.
  
• THE PITCH: Angeline is scandal free, as are her family, and reasonably amiable beyond the general #attitude one would expect from a friend of Antigone Lestrange's. She takes laudanum fairly frequently so isn't especially active but she would be a good enough society wife. Unfortunately she is not going to have much luck conceiving which could be a problem for a husband who was hoping to get an heir and then needs to get rid of her...
  
• A Hitchcock-esque murder plot is not off the table.
  

EDIT: You could also be a terrible fuck up and forced into a marriage yourself. Twice the drama.

If any of this appeals then please send me a message on Discord or Skype, depending on your persuasion