I am a young lady, engaged in academic work of my own,
I admit your letter intrigued me because it expressed an interest in women of an academic bent, a rare thing in most men. As a former Ravenclaw I certainly consider myself to be a thinking woman.
Might I enquire as to the type of research that is of interest to you?
RE: Heriatic Tombes - Witch Weekly - February 27, 2021
Mr. Timothy Ainsworth,
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