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I Hope You Suffer a Thousand Paper Cuts - Zachariah Binns - August 30, 2019

The letter is somewhat damp and smells a bit like the ocean.  Along with the letter is a leaking package containing a copy of the book that will cause a mess if opened. The poor owl carrying it appears harassed.
Mason Skeeter

August 12th, 1889
Professor Mason Skeeter,

I have always enjoyed your selection of educational texts, but this year, your choice has been a dismal one.  While informative, your upper level text entitled Aquatic Plants of the European Continent has proved to be a disaster.  My shop has constantly been underwater every time a child has turned a page or even slightly bumped against the spine.  I do hope you have plans to prevent the same fate befalling on Hogwarts. 

In the future, I do hope you rethink what sorts of reading material you are assigning your students, or at least provide warning to those supplying said texts.

I shall also be writing a letter to the publisher.

Sincerely,
Mr. Zachariah Binns