WE KNOW YOU ARE STILL ON YOUR EXPEDITION BUT WE NEED HELP. THIS BABY IS DOING THINGS AND WE DO NOT KNOW WHAT TO DO. IT KEEPS MAKING NOISES AND HOW DO I FEED IT MARS STOLE THE PARCHMENT. HOW DO I STOP IT CRYI WHY WON'T IT STOP IS THIS THE ANTICHRIST? EARTH YOU HAVE CHILDREN. WE NEED HELP. |
July 24th, 1889Mrs. Arthur Beck,
I want to extend my apologies if you recently found yourself in posession of a howler.
I'm sure you know, me and my wife recently had child and in a momentary lapse of judgement, we appear to have sent a howler. Not sure what happened there.
Our apologies.
Regards,
Mr. Aaron J. Asteroid
PLEASE IGNORE OUR LAST OWL. WE HAVE BEEN SORELY MISGUIDED IN OUR ABILITIES TO PARENT THIS CHILD. PLEASE COME TO THE SHOP AS SOON AS YOU CAN. |
EARTH I TOLD YOU TO TAKE THIS BLOODY RATBAG WHY DID YOU NOT TAKE THIS BLOODY THING WHEN I ASKED COME TAKE IT NOW |