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leaving bad yelp reviews - Johanna Applegate - August 20, 2024

July 29th, 1894
Mr. Lochrin,

You are a charlatan and a liar! Your goods accomplish nothing at all!

A Dissatisfied Customer

Protego Lochrin Henry Berkwood

RE: leaving bad yelp reviews - Protego Lochrin - August 21, 2024

July 30, 1894

Dissatisfied Customer,

I am sure there has been some mistake. Which of our products did you purchase, and what seems to be the problem with it? I cannot solve a problem if I do not know what it is.
Mr. Protego Lochrin


RE: leaving bad yelp reviews - Johanna Applegate - August 26, 2024

August 2nd, 1894
Mr. Lochrin,

I will not fall for your lies again! People are going to know that you are selling fakes in there!

A Dissatisfied Customer


RE: leaving bad yelp reviews - Protego Lochrin - September 2, 2024

August 3, 1894

Dissatisfied Customer,

I assure you that all of our products are legitimate. Are you certain you have not fallen victim to user error?
Mr. Protego Lochrin


RE: leaving bad yelp reviews - Johanna Applegate - September 4, 2024

August 4th, 1894
Mr. Lochrin,
Are you certain you haven't fallen victim to lying about the power of your amulets?

A Dissatisfied Customer


RE: leaving bad yelp reviews - Protego Lochrin - September 17, 2024

August 6, 1894

Dissatisfied Customer,


I would have gone out of business long ago if I were a liar, or if I put much stock in baseless accusations.

If you would come to the shop with your complaint, I will happily give you a refund for your troubles. If you would prefer to hide away behind letters instead, I can't see what you want from me.

Mr. Protego Lochrin


RE: leaving bad yelp reviews - Johanna Applegate - October 2, 2024

August 15th, 1894
Mr. Lochrin,
Did my notice provide clarity?

A Dissatisfied Customer


RE: leaving bad yelp reviews - Protego Lochrin - October 6, 2024

August 6, 1894

Dissatisfied Customer,


I see the problem now. I suggest that next time you try taking your inquiries to the church. Miracles are more their purview than mine.

Mr. Protego Lochrin


RE: leaving bad yelp reviews - Johanna Applegate - October 7, 2024

August 29th, 1894
The envelope is white, and addressed to Mr. Protego Lochrin without any additional notes. On opening, a stink pellet will go off.