Either my maid has spiked my morning tea with opiates or I truly read that you find yourself engaged? Congratulations are in order, I suppose. I had heard that you were discovered getting a little too friendly with Miss Farley at a ball. But I had no idea it was so friendly that you now find yourself affianced. Let me know when you plan to marry, I will arrange for your schedule to allow for a honeymoon!
Please do! I shall be on the lookout for an invite, provided you are inviting society and not just intimate friends. I shall keep my mouth shut and for your sake, will advise others in the office to follow suit. Congratulations once again.