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hi amusement - Kayin Adebayo - September 13, 2023
A lost bet was a lost bet, so Kayin sat down on his writing desk and began to compose:
September 13th, 1893
I am just two weeks shy of turning twenty-seven. What a boring age, don't you think? I am hoping that your spirit will manage to keep me young, lest my hair starts graying the second I blow my birthday cake's candles!
Yours,
RE: hi amusement - Witch Weekly - September 23, 2023
Miss Matilda Farris,
Witch Weekly is pleased to inform you that your recent submission to our Lonely Hearts article has generated a response. Witch Weekly is devoted to providing help to all of our readers, no matter what their social disadvantages, and we are delighted to provide this service to the lovelorn in our magical community. We hope that you will be able to create a happy ending with our help, instead of being doomed to a tragically lonely life.
Please see the enclosed letter and advise us whether you will need your advertisement repeated in further issues of our magazine.
Y. Ventus
Editor in Chief
Witch Weekly
Matilda Farris
RE: hi amusement - Matilda Farris - September 23, 2023
How lucky! You see, that was my theory. I fancied it impossible for anyone to remain truly entertaining beyond the age of twenty-seven. At twenty-seven, one is nearly thirty, and at thirty one may as well be dead.
(In fact, I think that is a myth drilled more into the heads of young women – but you may as well be my test subject of the theory. Now you really must keep writing to me to prove yourself, else I shall have to write you off as old and tedious.)
What are you planning to do to celebrate your birthday? It had better be something wild and entertaining!
Yours,
26 for 15 more days
RE: hi amusement - Witch Weekly - September 23, 2023
Witch Weekly is pleased to inform you that your recent submission to our Lonely Hearts article has generated a response. Witch Weekly is devoted to providing help to all of our readers, no matter what their social disadvantages, and we are delighted to provide this service to the lovelorn in our magical community. We hope that you will be able to create a happy ending with our help, instead of being doomed to a tragically lonely life.
Please see the enclosed letter and advise us whether you will need your advertisement repeated in further issues of our magazine.
Editor in Chief
Witch Weekly
RE: hi amusement - Matilda Farris - September 23, 2023
13th September, 1893
Mr. Nearly Old,
How lucky! You see, that was my theory. I fancied it impossible for anyone to remain truly entertaining beyond the age of twenty-seven. At twenty-seven, one is nearly thirty, and at thirty one may as well be dead.
(In fact, I think that is a myth drilled more into the heads of young women – but you may as well be my test subject of the theory. Now you really must keep writing to me to prove yourself, else I shall have to write you off as old and tedious.)
What are you planning to do to celebrate your birthday? It had better be something wild and entertaining!
Miss Amusement