Endy

[pleasantries here]

Now, my friend, I move onto the real reason I am writing you this fine summer day. As you have surmised, I have sent you a clipping from Witch Weekly. We have been grouped together within the cheerful charmer category, is that just not the most glorious? With your exciting air of adventure and my charm and charisma as the article says, you are sure to find the love of your life by the end of this very season!

[bit more nonsense]

Your friend,
Desi

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I always knew there was a reason we were friends!

I’ve only skimmed, but I fancy that’s the best category to be. Better than moody and mysterious, anyway... But I take it, if we’re on an even par in personality, that you are probably no further in finding yourself a wife than I am? I’m making so much progress, obviously.

At least now I know the way to your heart is through compliments. (I’ll be sure not to give you any.)

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