Out of Context IC Quotes

Stolen from the old site:

The concept: You'll quote parts of your threads which aren't meant to sound naughty but they sound naughty when they're out of context.

To start off, @J. Alfred Darrow in Crashing Into You

It was a shame that none of her clothes looked to be easily removed

“Surprise me!” the slytherin smirked. “A lady loves to be surprised.” And she slightly leaned forward to observe him stroke his broom.

@October Lynch in this thread

Ford/Billy had a zillion of these but this was particularly egregious:

Ford shifted uneasily and rubbed his thumb over the shaft of his wand, wondering if he might be called upon to use it at some point during this interaction.

Brain Freeze

In which @Charles Macmillan is just a gem at all times in A Girl Worth Fighting For

He swallowed hard as a show of defiance against the tip of Macnair's wand, the pressure of it almost satisfying

Charles really did feel an urge to resume their struggle but he was admittedly feeling a little fatigued, he'd had a full day of work before rolling around on the floor after all.