And there he went, soaring, flying through the skies.

Well, for about two seconds. He landed on the girl, but not enough on her for him to make a pained joke about it. He'd fortunately landed on his legs, but... he'd unfortunately landed on his legs. Looking down, he could see the bone sticking out.

Uh oh.

"I see bone! Bone, I tell you!" he moaned in the midst of his pain, wondering how the fuck he was expected to play quidditch after this. Maybe the healers would be able to make him not-crippled?

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