Our dear cousin has sent me one of your old smelly socks with no note and for no god known reason. I am returning it to its rightful owner.

(P.S. I know it’s yours because it has a hole in the pinky toe and your initials sewn into the heel.)

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Just send it back. Anthony is up to his tricks again, and it's about time he gets a taste of his own medicine.

My port key was the matching sock. Who knows why he's kept them.

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